E para finalizar... vamos às comparações
Names
If Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara.
If John, Brad, Tony and Daniel go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Bruno, Scrappy, Peanut-Head and Godzilla.
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Eating Out
When the bill arrives, John, Brad, Tony and Daniel will each throw in $20, even though the total is only $34.25. None of them will have any smaller bills and none will admit they want change back.
When Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
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Money
A man will pay $10 for a $5 item he needs.
A woman will pay $5 for a $10 item that she doesn't need, because it's on sale.
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Arguments
Women always have the last word in an argument. Anything a man adds after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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Children
A woman knows all about her children. She knows about their best friends, romances, secret hopes and dreams, favorite foods, fears and dental appointments.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
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And the best one...
Marriage
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
2 comentários:
Tens toda a razão prima, sobretudo na questão do casamento, em que a observação é certeira. E apetece-me acrescentar a clássica e que se aplica perfeitamente na minha casa: "Cá, sou eu, o homem, quem diz as últimas palavras!" "E que palavras são essas?" "Sim, querida"
Beijinhos
Lol muito bem primo estou a ver que passaste com distinção no curso de preparação masculina para o casamento com sucesso ;) Pode ser que seja o titulo de um novo livro? :) lol
Beijinhos para todos :*
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