31 março 2009
Issue: no brain found, please press F1 to continue
Call Center:
"We have figured out the issue already but are sad to inform you that we haven't got a fix yet for the stupidity bug encountered"
30 março 2009
All in one?
Five tips for a woman
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other
Simple Equation
How To Impress A Woman
Wine her, Dine her, Call her, Hug her, Support her, Hold her, Surprise her, Compliment her, Smile at her, Listen to her, Laugh with her, Cry with her, Romance her, Encourage her, Believe in her, Pray with her, Pray for her, Cuddle with her, Shop with her, Give her jewellery, Buy her flowers, Hold her hand, Write love letters to her, Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.
How to impress a man:
Show up naked ... Bring chicken wings ... Don't block the TV
The Moods of a Woman...
An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction.
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk.
At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.
The Moods of a Man....
Hungry.
Horny.
Sleepy
Wine her, Dine her, Call her, Hug her, Support her, Hold her, Surprise her, Compliment her, Smile at her, Listen to her, Laugh with her, Cry with her, Romance her, Encourage her, Believe in her, Pray with her, Pray for her, Cuddle with her, Shop with her, Give her jewellery, Buy her flowers, Hold her hand, Write love letters to her, Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.
How to impress a man:
Show up naked ... Bring chicken wings ... Don't block the TV
The Moods of a Woman...
An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction.
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk.
At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.
The Moods of a Man....
Hungry.
Horny.
Sleepy
28 março 2009
26 março 2009
WuW - what u want
23 março 2009
Oh my dear customer
15 março 2009
Lugar certo à hora certa...
E porque a vida tem destas coisas...
Em Barcelona um jovem viu um bebé de 2 anos cair de um 3º andar e conseguiu amparar lhe a queda, salvando deste modo a vida do menino.
Notícia completa aqui.
Txu myself and Gume
07 março 2009
Taking life as a gift
conversa 918
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Eu - O Ontem pertence à História, o Amanhã é um mistério. O Hoje é que é uma prenda e deve ser aproveitado. Por isso é que lhe chamam Presente...
Ela - Que frase bonita. É tua?
Eu - Não... é do Kung Fu Panda, aquele filme para crianças que está nos cinemas...
retirado de Nao compreendo as mulheres
06 março 2009
05 março 2009
Homens
03 março 2009
01 março 2009
Mimo
Acordar cedo (demais)
A Modern Fairy Tale
Once upon a time
In a land far away,
A beautiful, independent,
Self-assured princess
Happened upon a frog as she sat
Contemplating ecological issues
On the shores of an unpolluted pond
In a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap
And said: "Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
And I will turn back
Into the dapper, young prince that I am
And then, my sweet, we can marry
And set up housekeeping in your castle
With my mother,
Where you can prepare my meals,
Clean my clothes, bear my children,
And forever feel
Grateful and happy doing so. "
That night,
As the princess dined sumptuously
On lightly sauteed frog legs
Seasoned in a white wine
And onion cream sauce,
She chuckled and thought to herself:
I don't fucking think so.
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