Comparações

O empregador é como um casino... a casa nunca fica a perder!

Family

"It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons."
~ Johann Schiller ~

Mimo

Sou fã incondicionavel de MIMO !! :)

de ou do ??


Mimo
do Lat. mimu

s. m.,
coisa delicada que se oferece;
prenda;
blandícia;
primor;
coisa encantadora;
actor mímico;
histrião;
representação burlesca.

"I'll be there"

Para os mais românticos... a propósito do dia dos namorados :)



"Would be nice wouldn't it?"

Kiss & Ride

Na alemanha há os chamados locais "Kiss and Ride", locais de largada de passageiros em estações de comboio, autocarro ou aeroportos - ideia é dar um beijo e ir embora. Agora se Kiss quer dizer Keep it simple and short tudo depende das partes envolvidas :)


* Ideia tirada do blog "Postais da Alemanha"

Hanami

Hanami (花見?, "flower viewing") is the Japanese traditional custom of enjoying the beauty of flowers, "flower" in this case almost always meaning cherry blossoms (桜 or 櫻, sakura?), or ume blossoms (梅, ume?).

From late March to early May, sakura bloom all over Japan. The blossom forecast is announced each year by the weather bureau, and is watched carefully by those planning hanami as the blossoms only last a week or two.

In modern-day Japan, hanami mostly consists of having an outdoor party beneath the sakura during daytime or at night. Hanami at night is called yozakura (lit. "night sakura"). In many places such as Ueno Park temporary paper lanterns are hung for the purpose of yozakura.


They say it is one of the top 1000 things to visit before we die

Paciência

s. f.,
qualidade de paciente;
resignação;
conformidade em suportar os males ou os incómodos sem se queixar;
perseverança tranquila;
calma na continuação de qualquer tarefa ainda que esta seja difícil ou muito demorada;
tranquilidade com que se espera aquilo que tarda;
nome de certos jogos de cartas;

interj.,
designativa de resignação ou conformidade.


Dizem que a paciência é uma virtude... Eu diria que a paciência aliada à simpatia é uma GRANDE virtude! Ora eu não sou dotada em paciência, mas tento ser simpática para compensar, mas há momentos, ai há momentos em que só me apetece fazer isto a certas pessoas... sem perder a simpatia claro, mas a paciência lol

Guerra dos Sexos

E para finalizar... vamos às comparações


Names

If Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara.

If John, Brad, Tony and Daniel go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Bruno, Scrappy, Peanut-Head and Godzilla.

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Eating Out

When the bill arrives, John, Brad, Tony and Daniel will each throw in $20, even though the total is only $34.25. None of them will have any smaller bills and none will admit they want change back.

When Mary, Susan, Claire and Barbara get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.


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Money

A man will pay $10 for a $5 item he needs.

A woman will pay $5 for a $10 item that she doesn't need, because it's on sale.

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Arguments

Women always have the last word in an argument. Anything a man adds after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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Children

A woman knows all about her children. She knows about their best friends, romances, secret hopes and dreams, favorite foods, fears and dental appointments.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

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And the best one...
Marriage

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

Homens...

Why Men Are Happier

Men can play with toys all their life.

Men can wear shorts no matter what their legs look like.

Men have one wallet and one pair of shoes which are good for every season.

Men can choose whether or not to grow a mustache.

Men can "do" their fingernails with a pocket knife.

Men's bellies usually hide their large hips.

Chocolate is just another snack.

The whole garage belongs to them.

Weddings take care of themselves.

Men's last name never changes.

Everything on a man's face stays its original color.

Men only have to shave their faces and necks.

Men can keep the same hairstyle for years, even decades.

Men can do their Christmas shopping for 25 relative on Christmas Eve in 25 minutes.

For men, wrinkles add character.

Men can go on a week's vacation and pack only one suitcase.

Men's new shoes don't cause blisters, or cut or mangle their feet.

Men don't have to stop and think which way to turn a screw.

Men have one mood all the time.

A wedding dress cost $5000. A tuxedo rental - 100 bucks

Men can open all their own jars.

Mulheres...

"The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women

1. Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.

2. That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.

3. Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1).

4. Five Minutes - If getting dress, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.

5. Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.

6. Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)

7. Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)

8. Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)"

Esta é para ti Joana!

Dito assim parece simples (e fácil)... não é?
felicidade

do Lat. felicitate


s. f.,
ventura;
bem-estar;
contentamento;
bom resultado, bom êxito;
dita;
qualidade ou estado de quem é feliz.

feliz

do Lat. felice


adj. 2 gén.,
ditoso, afortunado;
satisfeito, alegre;
abençoado, bendito;
bem imaginado;
bem combinado, acertado;
bem sucedido;
próspero, que tem muita sorte.



Afinal tudo resume-se a sorte (e vontade diria eu!)